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Hip Youth Pastor: the young guy at church with a clean shaven head, cool shades and fashionable razor stubble who looks uncomfortable in a tie (male species). Female HYPs can be identified by an unusual hair style, gobs of artistic talentand Starbucks addiction | |||||||||||||||||||||||
christianese: (kris’ch nez’) n. 1. Language spoken by church goers that is seldom understood by anyone else. 2. Learn how to stop speaking Christianese with a Pocket Guide to Christianese from TastyFaith | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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When you share your faith, do you sound like a dummy, using language that’s really religious, but not very real? Then check out TastyFaith's guide to Christianese. Filled with hundreds of popular Christian terms, it gives you unchurchy ways to share the message of Christ with friends, co-workers, outreach, and even dysfunctional relatives! | |||||||||||||||||||||||
Harold be Thy Name: how the first line of the Lord’s Prayer is often mis-interpreted by children. God’s name is not Harold. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
TastyFaith's Guide to Christianese is ready to order with the order form below as well as any order form at TastyFaith.com! The guide is a must-have for ministry and outreach. Or, better yet, share you pocket guide with non-believing friends. Not only will it help the new-believer adjust to some of the odd terms Christians use, it's a lot of fun to read. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
Get fresh alternatives to Chistianese phrases such as: Born Again Christian someone who has started a new life in Christ. Friendlier Phrases: changed, I'm new and improved, new identity, a do-over, recycled life, reformatted my beliefs, morphed, second-chancers, converts, transformed, new creature, new man, did a 180 with my life, new attitude, did a U-Turn, had a spiritual makeover. Good News: how JC dying on the cross entitles you to a free ticket to heaven with no blackout dates. Also called the Gospel Message | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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As well as fun definitions like: Praise the Lord Test: making teen girls lift up their hands to praise the Lord to evaluate if their tops are too scanty to be worn at a church function. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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