What Gunk is in your uh, church van?

Have you ever discovered the source of the weird smell that's part BBQ chips, part gym bag Rumor has it, there's a mummified burrito under the driver's seat.

While an air freshener dangling from the rear view mirror may keep you from passing out while driving kids home, take time to clean the church van. Here's a novel idea: get the kids to do it. After all, it's their petrified French fries and wrappers. You might lighten the load enough to save a few pennies on gas mileage. Then top off the occasion with the free special lesson, What Gunk in is in your Trunk? This is a modified version of the Shorties Pages Lesson What Gunk is in your Trunk.